The Following is the "politically correct version" of my message ....
Happy, happy Howl-o-ween to all my furiends/friends who celebrate it!!
(Now what really happens at my place ... )
Ok mum, you've draped the dining table with your blue dressing gown... and stuck this silly stuffs on me .... why??
Oh ... for a course of Liver Treats ... yay!!!!
Oh you say it's Howl-o-ween??? Is THIS the afternoon/evening where I get to go SUPER BARKING BALLISTIC at the small peeps walking in front of my house wearing silly stuffs like I am????
Oh ripper - I LOVES BALLISTIC BARKING!!!!!!
I also just wanna point out Ma ... there are some BIG ASS bugs on the carpet!!!! Get the can of BAYGON pronto!!
And frankly .... I'd be gettin' the Cob-Web broom too - geez cleanin' standards are slippin'
Hurry up Ma - the hat is making my ears squish down and it's annoying!
See I have no ears left!!
You would think that my Ma is into Howl-o-ween ... but here in Australia it isn't a big thing .... well the SHOPS would love you to buy all their nick-nacks and sweets ... but we are like the Howl-o-ween GRINCHES here.
We don't open our door ... in fact we have a sign to keep trick or treaters OUT ... and we have NO sweets.
That is POOR I know.
PLUS - any little peeps shouting "TRICK OR TREAT" would NOT be heard over my BARKING!!!